Born against will in Great Falls, Montana.
Whelped on a small wheat farm near Joplin,
(go directly to the middle of nowhere and hang left).
Plotted escape for 17 years.
Graduated high school.
Headed west in a beater pickup with a leaky topper.
Ran out of gas in Portland, Oregon.
Married art school hotty.
Played with crayons at Wieden and Kennedy.
Adopted two Crazy Kids from Kazakhstan.